motherfucker, i'm awesome

motherfucker, i'm awesome

ask me anything

i'm cornier than ethanol, cheesier than provolone. i'm only about as sexy as john mccain, and i talk to myself on my facebook wall. but motherfucker, i'm awesome. i'm a twenty eight year old stuck in a seven year old's body. yeah buddy.

life’s a game we’re meant to lose, though stick by me and i will stick by you.

i found this picture from, oh, i don’t know… my high school junior year? ho. ly. shit.

i found this picture from, oh, i don’t know… my high school junior year? ho. ly. shit.

i have a new best friend. sorry morgan, sorry brobee.

i have a new best friend. sorry morgan, sorry brobee.

(Source: d3ssins, via a-thousand-words)

I want to tell you how much I love you.

— Sea of Love by Cat Power (via laceofpearls)

(Source: quote-book)

dan-the-man-ricketts:

deez-nutz:

The Persistence of Memory

one of my favorite surrealistic paintings of all time.

dan-the-man-ricketts:

deez-nutz:

The Persistence of Memory

one of my favorite surrealistic paintings of all time.

(via lovelylittlelissy)

The problem with the world is that the intelligent people are full of doubts, while the stupid ones are full of confidence.

— Charles Bukowski (via burnthazel)

(Source: quote-book)

i have a new best friend. his name is brobee and he’s a bad ass.

i have a new best friend. his name is brobee and he’s a bad ass.

this man completes me…. if anyone was wondering.

this man completes me…. if anyone was wondering.

one of my students requested me on facebook.

i’m so hawt.

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